Ursa Major: A Shape In Space
The constellation Ursa Major is located in the sky at night. Duh.
Ursa Major means “big-ass bear,” because it looks like a bear if you kind of squint and/or you just took a tab of acid or some shit.
The Big Dipper is actually part of Ursa Major: the handle is the bear’s tail, and the dipper part is the bear’s enormous sky-butt. Below this, you’ll find the constellation Feces.
So remember, every time you look up at the Big Dipper, you’re looking up a bear’s butt, you perv.
