FDR: Another Guy Who Was President, Probably
Franklin Delano Roosevelt was our longest-serving president, taking our country through the Great Depression and the Second World War. Well, really, it was the third World War, and the First World War was the second World War. The actual first World War was the Seven Years War, fought between 1756 and 1763.
The Seven Years War was fought in North America (we call it the French & Indian Wars), Europe, Central America, India, Africa and even the Philippines. Meanwhile, what you so blithely call the First World War was pretty much all fought in Europe. Last we checked, Europe is not the entire world! It’s only one continent, while the Seven Years War was fought in, oh, we don’t know, FIVE continents. World War I sucks compared to the mighty, mighty Seven Years War! All hail the Seven Years War!
And that is everything you need to know about Franklin Delano Roosevelt. We hope you took notes.
