Jordan: Another Country? Jeez-O-Pete!
Jordan is such a popular country, millions of parents name their babies “Jordan” each year. Or Jacob. Or Jayden. Or Jason. Or Jacon (rhymes with “bacon”). Or Juicer. Or Jello. Or Jaybert. Or Jazzhands. Or Jackelope. Or Jailbird. Or Jonestown. Or JimBob. Or Jaydork. Or Jayshonda. Or Jayshit. Or Vajayjay. Or whatever. The point is, parents are idiots.
