The Chin: Another Body Thing
We have to talk about your chin. It doesn’t jut out in a manly enough manner.
You should really get some work done on it. have a plastic surgeon give you one of those new titanium chins that juts out at least one or two feet. So manly!
And if your insurance doesn’t cover cosmetic surgery, even if it’s to make you look more macho and shit, there are things you can do to make your chin appear more masculine. Exercise, for example: chin-ups also. Start with 100, and work your way up to 10,000 daily. Just hang there from the pull-up bar by your chin and pull yourself up. You can do it!
If for some reason you can’t do that (you wimp), you can also do your own chin-augmentation surgery at home! Just make a small incision with an X-Acto knife, and shove a hammer in there. Or, just duct tape a hammer to your chin. NOW you’re looking macho!
