This week’s podcast is about the planet Mars, and certainly not the Roman god Mars. That guy’s a troublemaker. Who died and made HIM god of war, anyway?

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about your Disalmanacarian, Scott Bateman, from Matt Oswalt, the brains behind the daily video comic Puddin’ on YouTube. We wish we’d been smart enough to create a job that allows us to eat pudding every damn day. The dude’s a genius.

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This week, learn all about 20th century art. Not that awful 19th century art! Jesus, who wants to look at water lilies all damn day? Let’s look at some damn soup cans!

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about the Dalai Lama from Tao Lin, the author of the novella Shoplifting From American Apparel. Kids: do not shoplift from American Apparel. Shoplift from a less trashy store, like The Gap. Have some taste when you steal.

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about Illinois. The “s” is silent, as we all should be when the subject of Illinois comes up. Illinois is decidedly not for mixed company.

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact from Kevin Murphy of Rifftrax and the classic TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Sadly, it’s been over 20 years and yet some people STILL can’t get used to Tom Servo’s new voice.

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about presidential elections. We’ve had three or four of them in our nation’s long history. Have they always been as loud and stupid as this year’s? Pretty much, yeah.

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about Hattiesburg, MS from comedian Sharon Spell! She is from Hattiesburg, and that’s why she hosts The Sharon Spell Podcast, which you should subscribe to as ASAP as possible, Slappy.

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is all about geometry. Have you forgotten all that geometry you learned in the eighth grade? Time to get re-aquainted, because that time your geometry teacher said you’d need geometry in real life? It’s coming SOON. Get on it!

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact from the comedy-music duoReformed Whores! They are former whores who are somewhat reformed and sing about it! Their debut album is out NOW.

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about quantum mechanics. It’s the scientific theory that turned physics upside down, at a subatomic level! At the Newtonian level, we’re all still right side up. Confused? Get in line, Slappy.

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about Andy Warhol from comedian Bridey Elliott!

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about America’s 13th president, Millard Fillmore. He’s one of our top fifty presidents!

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about words from Kevin Allison, host of the amazing Risk Show Podcast and one of approximately 40,000 members of ’90s comedy supergroup The State!

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about Michigan: the state that’s in two pieces! The hot side stays hot, while the cold side stays cold. How does it know? Science.

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about US presidents from noted presidential scholar Christian Finnegan! And by “presidential scholar,” we mean, “comedian who appears on MSNBC to make fun of the news.”

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about the 1980s, the ’80s-est decade of all time. Well, except for the 1640s. There were a whole lot of Members Only jackets back then.

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about the Louisiana Purchase from Wil Wheaton. And he would know–”Stand By Me.” “ST:TNG.” His blog. Each and every one of them, a dissertation about the Louisiana Purchase. He is the Louisiana Purchase MAN.

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This week’s Disalmanac Podcast is about the 1970s, a traumatic decade in our nation’s history. Because, you know, “Disco Duck.”

And stay tuned for a Random Bonus Fact about the year 1943 from the Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple know all about the year 1943, because they are from the year 1943. Plus, their new album is CALLED “1943!” You should go download “1943″ right now, unless you want America to lose World War 2.

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