Pennsylvania was our second state, ratifying the Constitution a mere five days after Delaware. If Pennsylvania had only had its shit together, it could have been the first state instead of tiny, annoying Delaware. Hey, Pennsylvania: snoozing = losing!
Here are a few facts about Pennsylvania:
- The Pennsylvania Dutch region is home to many tourist attractions, like legalized pot and prostitution.
- The town of Hershey is home to Hershey’s, the town of State College is home to a state college, and the town of Meth Capital Of The World is home to the world’s largest yam.
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania’s largest city, is known as The City Of Brotherly Love, And That Guy Who Made Dogs Fight And Killed Them If They Didn’t Fight Ferociously Enough.