New Jersey calls itself the Garden State. Hey, New Jersey, you’re not fooling anybody.
If you watch television, you know that New Jersey is filled with orange people with complicated hair and even more complicated abs. Currently, their most important politician in Washington is Senator Snooki.
Here are a few facts about New Jersey:
- The state bird of New Jersey is dead. The state fish is extinct.
- In the last election, New Jersey voted in Jon Bon Jovi’s hair as Governor-For-Life.
- New Jersey’s tourism slogan is, “The Hindenburg Exploded Here. So That’s Something, I Guess.”
- If New Jersey native Frank Sinatra were alive to see this “Jersey Shore” crap, he’d bust open a head or two, I tell you what.