Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. Before that, nobody could tell Uranus from a hole in the ground. If you ask them, your true friends will tell you that Uranus is huge and gassy.
Here are a few things you would know about Uranus if you didn’t have your head up Uranus all the time:
- Uranus is the size of at least 15 Earths. You might wanna get Uranus to the gym once in a while and work off some of Uranus on the elliptical trainer or something.
- Uranus is billions of years old, so you should consider getting Uranus checked by a proctologist twice a year.
- Uranus is surrounded by dark rings; you might consider getting Uranus bleached.