Uranus: It Looks Fat In Those Jeans

Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. Before that, nobody could tell Uranus from a hole in the ground. If you ask them, your true friends will tell you that Uranus is huge and gassy.

Here are a few things you would know about Uranus if you didn’t have your head up Uranus all the time:

  • Uranus is the size of at least 15 Earths. You might wanna get Uranus to the gym once in a while and work off some of Uranus on the elliptical trainer or something.
  • Uranus is billions of years old, so you should consider getting Uranus checked by a proctologist twice a year.
  • Uranus is surrounded by dark rings; you might consider getting Uranus bleached.

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