The Horsehead Nebula: Horses Are Pretty

Located in the sky in the constellation Orion, the Horsehead Nebula does not, surprisingly, get its name from its shape. Rather, it’s called the Horsehead Nebula because that’s where the disembodied heads of evil space horses live.

The disembodied heads of evil space horses watch us constantly. They see everything we do. Yes, even that. So stop doing that. What, were you raised in a barn? The disembodied heads of evil space horses were. A space barn.

Why are the disembodied heads of evil space horses watching our every move? They are biding their time, waiting for the right moment to destroy the earth. Why do the disembodied heads of evil space horses want to destroy the Earth. Because they are evil. Also, because they have an inferiority complex about not having bodies–they think the lack of a body makes their disembodied heads look fat, which couldn’t be further from the truth. You look great, disembodied heads of evil space horses. Have you been working out? That is a darling hat. Is it new?

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