Virginia: Another God Damned State

Virginia is known for being the home of the Jamestown settlement, in 1607. But what do we really know about Virginia? Virginia says it was in Shempton when Sir Albert was murdered, but none of us saw Virginia leave the estate, or return early the next morning. Virginia also had a motive for killing Sir Albert–I’ve discovered that Sir Albert had been blackmailing Virginia over some unfortunate incident involving the word “macaca.” As for the weapon, Virginia is quite handy with a crossbow. Of course, Sir Albert was poisoned. I still haven’t worked this part out yet.

Here are a few facts about the state of Virginia:

  • Virginia is the birthplace of many presidents–presidents who could have helped Virginia murder Sir Albert in the garden last night!
  • Virginia became a state in 1788, which is the last time any of us saw Sir Albert alive at his Estate, Ferretshire Woods.
  • And let’s not forget that Virginia was involved in that unpleasantness on the moors last autumn, when Inspector Chesleyhelm turned up dead.
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