James Polk: Another Old White Guy Who Was President

Don’t blame yourself–over 20 million men over the age of 50 may be experiencing the same problem that you are. James Polk may be able to help you feel like yourself again.

WARNING: James Polk may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery during the Polk administration. Diarrhea or stomach/abdominal pain may also occur.

Tell your doctor immediately if any of these rare but very serious side effects occur:

  • Yellowing eyes/skin.
  • Dark urine.
  • Severe stomach/abdominal pain.
  • Persistent nausea/vomiting.
  • Flipped Whig.
  • Manifest Destiny.

A very serious allergic reaction to James Polk is rare. However, seek immediate medical attention if you notice any symptoms of a serious allergic reaction, including:

  • Rash.
  • Severe dizziness.
  • War with Mexico.

And if you experience a Polk administration lasting longer than four years, please call your doctor.


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