Located in Texas, laid-back Austin is home to the SXSW Festival, an annual event featuring all the coolest bands that, for some reason, has yet to invite our band Neonbeachpony to play.
I mean, we apply every year, and nada. We’re pretty hip, we have a girl who plays the violin in a tutu and everything. Maybe that’s the problem–EVERY band these days has a girl who plays the violin in a tutu. Well, Jen, you’re out of the band.
Here are a few facts about Austin:
- You know what, Steve? You’re out of the band, too. We told you no one wants to hear songs about that time you horked up that chicken chimichanga at the dorm meeting.
- And, Eileen, you’re out of the band, too. Also, we’re breaking up.
- And I’m kicking myself out of the band. I’ll admit it–I’m holding the band back because I can’t play oboe for shit. That just leaves Yuko on background vocals and triangle. Now Neonbeachpony is SURE to get into SXSW next year!