Baltimore: Really?

A wonderland of sugar pixies, love-candy rainbows and dewy pink bunnies, Baltimore is a colorful dream come true. At least it is if you drop some serious acid first. Because otherwise, it’s a desolate hellhole. Damn, Slappy.

Here are a few facts about Baltimore:

  • There’s some brown acid going around. Don’t take the brown acid. I repeat. Do NOT take the brown acid.
  • People who’ve taken the brown acid report some really horrible trips, like seeing Baltimore as it actually is.
  • So stay away from the brown acid. it’s not worth it! Stick to the Spongebob acid instead. You’ll be glad you did!

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