Tanzania: A Nation

The African nation of Tanzania is home of Mt. Kilimanjaro, Africa’s tallest mountain. In fact, Kilimanjaro may be Africa’s only mountain. Have you ever heard of any other mountains in Africa? We haven’t. In fact, we don’t know anybody who’s ever actually seen this supposed Mt. Kilimanjaro in real life. Maybe it doesn’t even exist. Have you thought about that?

Here are some facts about Tanzania:

  • So, if Kilimanjaro doesn’t exist, maybe Tanzania doesn’t exist either. Or Africa, for that matter.
  • And if Africa doesn’t exist, then maybe the entire universe doesn’t exist at all, but is just a dream dreamt by a giant turtle named Blinky.
  • Just to be safe, we should all start worshiping the giant turtle god, Blinky. You can’t be too careful.
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