Don’t move! A madman has rigged your spleen to explode; it could blow any minute now. The bomb squad’s not going to get here in time. You’re going to have to go in there and disarm your spleen yourself.
Here are a few important facts about your spleen:
- OK, you’re going to see two wires going into the spleen: a yellow wire, and a red one.
- You’re going to want to cut the red wire. Do not, under any circumstances, cut the red wi–
- You idiot! I said the yellow wire! Run! Take cover! Augggghhhh!!!