The Spleen: Another Stupid Thing In Your Body

Don’t move! A madman has rigged your spleen to explode; it could blow any minute now. The bomb squad’s not going to get here in time. You’re going to have to go in there and disarm your spleen yourself.

Here are a few important facts about your spleen:

  • OK, you’re going to see two wires going into the spleen: a yellow wire, and a red one.
  • You’re going to want to cut the red wire. Do not, under any circumstances, cut the red wi–
  • You idiot! I said the yellow wire! Run! Take cover! Augggghhhh!!!

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