Boston is named for the giant, guitar-shaped spaceship hovering permanently overhead, constantly beaming down album-oriented classic rock to the inhabitants. Before the ship arrived, it was much less than a feeling. But now? More than one. But if you visit Boston, don’t look back, because the “Predator”-like aliens eat tourists like potato chips.
Here are some facts about Boston:
- Bostonians played a major role in the American revolution. John Adams played a mean lead guitar, with Paul Revere on vocals and Sam Adams on beer.
- People in Boston have a memorable accent, because the letter “r” is illegal.
- People used to think the Boston Red Sox were suffering from The Curse Of The Bambino, but it turned out to be Montezuma’s Revenge.