Knees are overrated. They’re just elbows in your legs. You wouldn’t be all into knees if they were called “leg elbows,” now would you? Didn’t think so. Knee lover.
Here are a few facts about your knees:
- Your knees will give out someday. They will disappoint you, unlike your elbows. Your elbows will always be there for you.
- Nothing was ever proven, but your knees were suspected of passing military secrets to the Soviets during the Cold War. Meanwhile, your elbows were good citizens and good Americans.
- Please, just give elbows one more chance. They may not be flashy like your knees, but they’ll be good to you.