Andrew Johnson: Good Lord, Another President?

Constructed out of pieces of corpses and brought to life by a mad scientist, Andrew Johnson was impeached after his controversial “Fire Bad” speech. Following his impeachment, Johnson was chased by angry villagers with torches and pitchforks.

Here are a few facts about Andrew Johnson:

  • Notable members of Johnson’s cabinet included Dr. Frankenstein (Secretary of Mad Science) and Igor (both Secretary of Humps, and Secretary of Lovely Lady Lumps).
  • Perhaps Johnson’s greatest achievement was meeting Abbot & Costello, which later formed the basis of the movie, “Sophie’s Choice.”
  • After his presidency, Johnson was elected to the Senate. He narrowly defeated his nemesis, the Wolfman.
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