Neptune: Another Damn Planet

The eighth and final planet from the Sun is Neptune. Neptune is named for the Roman god of the sea, Steve Neptune. Steve Neptune ruled the oceans from his cubicle at the bottom of the Mediterranean, though he was mainly responsible for the Roman pantheon’s quarterly profit-and-loss spreadsheets. In his spare time, he played lots of Minesweeper and enjoyed watching documentaries about lungfish. Yes, Steve Neptune was a dullard, as is the planet named after him. If you go, bring something to do. Boggle, maybe, or Apples To Apples. Anything to relieve the unrelenting dullness that is Neptune.

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