Mississippi: Another State? Really?

Mississippi is known as the Magnolia State. And while the magnolias were nice for awhile, the state is now overrun with them. Everywhere you turn, millions of magnolias. And they’ve developed a taste for human blood.

Yes, giant man-eating magnolias are devouring the entire population of Mississippi, and nothing can stop them. All the DDT they tried on them back in the 1950s only made them stronger, more sentient, and meaner. Radiation only made them larger–as much as fifty feet tall, able to use its roots and leaves to move about and shove people into their horrible, gaping maws. Soon, the entire world will fall victim to the beautiful, terrible magnolias.


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