Qatar: Nation-y

Qatar is a tiny, ridiculously wealthy country on the Arabian Peninsula. How ridiculously wealthy? The girl working the Burger King counter owns two Bentleys. Rappers have bling that can be seen from space. Bill Gates is considered ‘the help.’ We’re talking extremely wealthy here.

And what do they do with all their money? They just bought Canada, which they’re just going to use for storage. They’re having the entire ocean replaced with a fine Bordeaux from 1906. They’re buying a mink coat large enough to cover Mount Everest, because it looks cold. They can do what they want. They’re rich!

But, despite all this wealth, there is one thing money can’t buy: a solid-gold yacht. Oh, wait. They just bought one. Never mind.

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