The Mayans: Another Ancient Civilization Thing

So, there were these people a long time ago, and they were called the Mayans. The Mayans ruled all of Mexico (excluding Cabo, which belonged to an ancient tribe of Sammy Hagars). From AD 300-900, the Mayan culture rivaled that of the ancient Mesopotamians, right down to the sitcom “Everybody Loves Uaxamal.”

The Mayans developed their own calendar, which predicts the world will end on December 21, 2012. In other words, the Mayans invented the “spoiler.” Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, Mayans. I suppose next you’re going to tell us that the butler did it and that Teotihuacan was a sled. Awesome.

Anyway: don’t make any plans for that day.

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