The Czech Republic: Some Sort Of Nation Or Something

In central Europe lies the Czech Republic. Not just any Czech Republic, but THE Czech Republic. Like the Highlander, there can only be one.

If another Czech Republic were to suddenly appear, the two Czech Republics would have to fight to the death until only one remained. This has happened several times throughout history: in 1854, a Czech Republic suddenly appeared in Asia; it lost to the one in Europe after an epic battle on the Silvercup Building. And who can forget the epic battle that led to the current Czech Republic–in 1003 AD, the current Czech Republic defeated the Czech Republic on Pope Sergius IV’s ass.

Many responsibilities come with being the Czech Republic–the cief one, of course, is making sure you Czech yourself before you wrzeck yourself.


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