William McKinley: Another Damn President

As you can see by the photo, William McKinley was created by Dr. Frankenstein in his lab from pieces of corpses that his assistant Igor found for him. He was overwhelmingly selected by delegates at the 1896 GOP Convention after Dr. Frankenstein re-animated him with lightning onstage. McKinley then went on to win the general election in a landslide, after killing all his opponents.

McKinley was not a gifted orator, and his 1899 speech “Fire Bad” was highly controversial. But he was a popular president among Americans who didn’t want to get killed by a walking undead collection of corpse parts, and many Americans supported his War On Werewolves.

Sadly, McKinley was assassinated in 1901 by a villager with a torch.



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