Ursa Major: A Shape In Space

The constellation Ursa Major is located in the sky at night. Duh.

Ursa Major means “big-ass bear,” because it looks like a bear if you kind of squint and/or you just took a tab of acid or some shit.

The Big Dipper is actually part of Ursa Major: the handle is the bear’s tail, and the dipper part is the bear’s enormous sky-butt. Below this, you’ll find the constellation Feces.

So remember, every time you look up at the Big Dipper, you’re looking up a bear’s butt, you perv.

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