Your Stomach: Yuck

God, your stomach is gross. It’s filled with half-digested hot dogs and Hostess Snoballs and Nacho Cheese Doritos and whatever else crap you’ve been eating lately. Jesus, dude–eat a fucking vegetable once in a while.

And then there’s all this acid in there, breaking down all that stuff you call “food.” Just piles of decaying meat, everywhere you look. It’s like some kind of fucking demented science experiment down there, you sick bastard. Can you even imagine how rancid that shit must smell? Good God.

Our recommendation: have your stomach removed. And your intestines, because they’re really gross, too. In fact, just have all your organs removed, or put your brain in a robot body or something. We’ll all be glad you did.

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