London is the largest city in England, and it will play host to the 2012 Summer Olympics. Yes, you read that right. Even though London is eternally shrouded in fog, clouds and more fog, they will host the Summer Olympics. Even though London hasn’t seen the sun since sometime back in the 12th century, they will host the Summer Olympics. Even though Londoners’ idea of working out is drinking an especially brisk cup of Earl Grey, they will host the Summer Olympics.
How is this possible? We expect foul play. Someone get Scotland Yard on the case…wait, they’re probably in on this conspiracy. How fiendishly clever. You win this round, London. But watch your back.