Flamingos: Nature’s Flamingos

Hey, flamingos. Yeah, you. You think you’re all that, what with your pink feathers and fancy beaks.

Well, we know a little something about you, flamingos. Something you’ve been hiding. Let’s just say we have certain pictures. Certain pictures of you, flamingos, from before you were so famous, from the days when you were desperate to do anything to become the famous, glamorous bird you are today.

We think you know which pictures we’re talking about–pictures of you engaged in certain activities that would make most zookeepers blush, if you catch our drift.

What do we want in return for not releasing these pictures (and a certain grainy video)? We’ll let you know, flamingos. We’ll be in touch.

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