Hydrogen: An Element

Hydrogen is the first element on the periodic table. Hydrogen is also the lightest element on the periodic table. How does it stay so thin?

Well, remember Cindy’s Cinco de Mayo party last year? Hydrogen was just eating proton after proton, being a total pig, remember? Well, Julie was in line for the bathroom later, and heard all these retching and gagging noises, right? She knocked on the door, to see if everything was OK, and then out comes hydrogen, as if nothing had happened. There was still a half-digested neutron on hydrogen’s chin!

It was SO gross. But that’s why hydrogen is the lightest of all the elements.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s