The Isles of Langerhans: A Gross Thing In Your Body

The Isles of Langerhans, located in your pancreas, are the body’s hottest vacation destination.

There’s something in the Isles of Langerhans for every part of your body: your heart can work on its tan, your lungs can play in the surf. Your liver can spend all its money at the casino, and there are Vegas-type revues with showgirls for your small intestine. And, Celine Dion has a long-running show, which should appeal to your…never mind. Every part of your body hates Celine Dion.

Of course, all the major organs first have to sit through a 13-hour presentation about affordable time-share condos, but then, they’re free to play in the pancreas’ tropical wonderland.

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