There’s something in the Isles of Langerhans for every part of your body: your heart can work on its tan, your lungs can play in the surf. Your liver can spend all its money at the casino, and there are Vegas-type revues with showgirls for your small intestine. And, Celine Dion has a long-running show, which should appeal to your…never mind. Every part of your body hates Celine Dion.
Of course, all the major organs first have to sit through a 13-hour presentation about affordable time-share condos, but then, they’re free to play in the pancreas’ tropical wonderland.