Texans LOVE that guy that played Urkel. There are at least seven holidays based on that guy that played Urkel throughout the year, celebrating all aspects of that guy that played Urkel–That Guy That Played Urkel-mas, The Feast of That Guy That Played Urkel’s Immaculate Conception, That Guy That Played Urkelsgiving, That Guy That Played Urkel Cheese Week, and more. There are that guy that played Urkel parades, and schoolchildren statewide start the day by pledging allegiance to that guy that played Urkel.
There has been talk recently of maybe making Texas a two star state–perhaps by giving statewide recognition to that guy who was Balki’s roommate, or what’s-his-face from that one show, with that one dude. But for now, that guy that played Urkel remains deep in the heart of Texas.