Gordonzilla is only twelve feet tall. He can’t breathe fire; in fact, his breath is minty-fresh. Gordonzilla tries to menace Osaka like Godzilla does Tokyo, but he mainly does this by spray-painting “Gordonzilla Rules!” on public buildings and scratching his name into the windows of the bullet train.
Sometimes, one of Gordonzilla’s small, non-threatening fellow monsters comes to Osaka to fight him. Gameronald is a flying turtle who’s only four feet across, while Mothroger is easily swattable with a newspaper.
Really, Gordonzilla is more of a nuisance than a threat. Forget we even mentioned him.