You see, Coolidge had a serious gas problem. At his inauguration, he took out the entire Marine Corps Band with a single poot. He killed approximately half of Congress at his State of the Union address in 1925 with a series of noxious air biscuits. Coolidge needed real help.
Sadly, the help he got was to end his life. He saw a quack who promised a quick fix to his flatulence problem–a large, strategically placed rubber cork. Within days, Coolidge exploded with a huge blast, and that’s why they called it the Roaring Twenties.