Minneapolis and St. Paul make up the Twin Cities. But what most people don’t know is that Minneapolis is St. Paul’s evil twin. One way to spot the difference: everyone in St. Paul is clean-shaven, while every resident of Minneapolis has an evil little goatee, which they stroke while they cackle about their evil schemes.
And what sorts of evil schemes is Minneapolis hatching? Well, it is Minnesota, so most of Minneapolis’ evil schemes revolve around asking you to please try some lutefisk. Admittedly, it’s a polite evil, but it’s evil nonetheless. So beware of Minneapolis, sitting there with its eyepatch and stroking their evil kitty cat, offering you a slice of their freshly-baked lingonberry pie.