Dar es Salaam: A Big-Ass City

Located in Tanzania, Dar es Salaam is one of Africa’s largest cities. Really. It’s quite large.

Oh, we don’t have exact figures handy, but trust us. it’s a pretty big place. How big? Pretty big. Just, you know, sizable. Large-ish. Big-like. OK?

Look, what is your hang-up with knowing the exact population of Dar es Salaam? It’s a big-ass city, OK? Like, maybe the same size as, we don’t know, Tashkent, in Uzbekistan, maybe. What do you mean, you don’t know how big Tashkent is, either? It’s a big place, OK? And so is Dar es Salaam. Jesus.

Fine. Fine. If we HAD to guess, which we don’t want to do but you are MAKING us do with your incessant, childish obsession with exact numbers, but if we HAD to guess, we’d say the population of Dar es Salaam is roughly, oh, six gazillion. What do you mean, “gazillion” isn’t a number? Shut up! No, YOU shut up.

Fine, why don’t you just GO to Dar es Salaam and like, do your own damn census then, if you’re so smart? Jesus. Just leave us alone. We need a drink.


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