California: Another Goddamn State

Oooh, look at us, we’re California. We’re fancy, we have mountains and deserts and oceans and shit. Woohoo!

Well, we’ve had enough of your shit, California. You and your big-ass trees and your Nick Nolte crap. We get it. Just shut up already. Jesus.

It just gets old, California. Take it down a few notches already. We’re going back to sleep.

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