- Big Pine Lake is not filled with water, but with Cheez-Whiz.
- White Bear Lake is not so much a lake as it is a 10,000-foot tall mountain located in Colorado.
- Pecquayan Lake is actually just a photograph of a lake in some guy’s wallet in Duluth.
As you can see, many of Minnesota’s “lakes” don’t meet the World Lake Commission’s definition of a lake, which is, “Dude, it has to be a damn lake.”
In fact, Minnesota doesn’t have 10,000 lakes at all. The total is closer to -350. Stop the bullshit, Minnesota, we’re on to you.