The Peloponnesian War happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. There’s this idiot blond kid who lives out in the desert, and for some reason he buys some annoying robots from some midgets in robes. Then some stuff happens, and then the idiot blond kid, the annoying robots, this dude who totally shot this other dude first and Bigfoot go around in a spaceship, and there’s an old dude and a lady with burnt cinnamon rolls taped to her head and a dude in black who needs a fucking inhaler and then some big round thing blows up.
And that’s just the FIRST Peloponnesian War. And then, after the third one, there are all these prequels to the Peloponnesian War, which we didn’t watch after the first one because we were so pissed off about how much it fucking sucked, not to mention that Jar Jar asshole.
And that is everything you need to know about the Peloponnesian War.