Beetles: Nature’s Beetles

Oh, so you want to know about this beetle, do you? ALl right, then. We hope you’re ready.

Well, it’s ugly and it’s going to bite you. There’s probably one crawling up your back right now. And it’s going to climb into your hair and lay a bunch of eggs and in a few weeks you’ll have thousands of tiny, snapping beetles in your hair, and you’ll probably freak out and die.

That is everything you need to know about these yucky beetles.

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