West Northwest Korea was, oddly, located due east of North and South Korea. No, farther east. Further. You’re getting warmer. Warmer. Cold. Ice cold. Back, back. Aaaaannnnd….there. That’s where West Northwest Korea was located. Pretty nice, huh? Great views, and right on the bus line.
So what happened to West Northwest Korea? Nobody knows. It was there one day, and then thhpptthh, it was gone.
So, please: if you have any information on the whereabouts of West Northwest Korea, or if you’ve seen West Northwest Korea, call the United Nations, Missing Country Division. They’ll know what to do, although their plate is pretty full right now: they’re also looking for Narnia, Rohan and whatever the fuck country that keeps producing all these goddamn sparkly vampires.
And that is everything you need to know about Seoul.