Phoenix: Another Goddamn City

Phoenix is the largest city in Arizona, which is kind of like being the King of the Hot Dog On A Stick in your local mall food court. Nobody cares, but: free hot dogs. But but: you look like kind of an idiot wearing a crown with your Hot Dog On A Stick uniform, so maybe stop doing that, you pretentious twat. Jesus, Phoenix.

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