Venezuela: Yet Another Country

Located in South America, Venezuela is one of the world’s leading boil producers. Venezuela has vast boil fields, where they drill for ghastly, unsightly boils. These boils are then exported worldwide, which people put in their cars. How disgusting is that, driving around in a car full of boils? That’s gross with a capital gruh.

What’s next, motorcycles that run on goiters? Gout-powered airplanes? Jesus, people.

Anyway, stay away from Venezuela and other boil-producing nations, unless you wanna be covered in them. Ewwww.



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