Get with the program–what you think is the “real world” is nothing but an illusion created by your idiotic brain! Yes, idiotic–if you had any sense, you’d create a world better than this one. One that didn’t include crappy shit like licorice, “Franklin & Bash” and Michele Bachmann. Jesus. Use a little imagination when creating your “real world!” You could fucking have jet packs and a robo-vagina that shoots lasers. How cool would THAT be?
So what is the actual real world like? Well, since atoms are well one 99% empty space, the nature of the universe is actually pure nothingness. And while the concept of pure nothingness may frighten some, remember: a universe of pure nothingness is a universe where not even a single episode of “Franklin & Bash” exists. It’s glorious!
And that is everything you need to know about your damn neck.