Mahatma Gandhi: A History Guy

Mahatma Gandhi achieved independence for India by using non-violent methods. For instance, he invented the pantsless subway ride, which shamed the British into many concessions.

To protest human rights violations, Gandhi organized several people to suddenly “freeze” in Grand Central, confusing and delighting onlookers. To demand lower prices, Gandhi had hundreds of men go to an Abercrombie & Fitch store and take off their shirts at a pre-arranged time. The British had no choice but to concede.

Of course, if you tried any of these today, the cops would simply tase the crap out of you. So don’t forget your pants on the subway, Slappy.



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