Raleigh is located in an area of North Carolina called “The Triangle.” And like the Bermuda Triangle, any aircraft that fly into it simply vanish. Stranger still, the battleship the USS Nimitz disappeared in the Triangle, even though the Triangle is completely landlocked and over 100 miles inland.
What’s going on here? We may never know. None of the investigators who have travelled to Raleigh to get the scoop have come back. No letters, no phone calls, no sexts. Nothing.
Some suspect that Raleigh is located in a wormhole to another dimension–a dimension that spews its weird lifeforms into our universe, which would explain long-time North Carolina senator Jesse Helms.
So if you get sucked into the Triangle, take our advice: go toward the light, Carol-Ann.