If you want to “push the envelope,” Manila is the place to go. They have a 700-foot tall manila envelope in the center of town. Every day, thousands of people take turns trying to push it, but it has never budged an inch.
Perhaps if you work out, do some power-lifting, and confuse your muscles with those baffling P90X routines daily, you may be able to push Manila’s envelope. But don’t count on it, Slappy.