Apollo 17 was the sixth and final moon landing mission, and man, they trashed the place. They threw empty Coors Lite cans everywhere. They drove the lunar rover into a crater and wrecked it. NASA threw a wet spacesuit contest. There were bras and panties and boxer shorts strewn everywhere. The astronauts peed on and then TP-ed the giant black monolith, which is probably why the aliens haven’t been in touch with us again. Bet they wish they’d never shown that caveman how to use a femur to crack open another caveman’s skull now.
Anyway, we didn’t end up getting our damage deposit back from the moon, so that sucked. We really should have gotten that $450 back, since we didn’t do any structural damage, right? Well, except that now the moon wobbles when it rotates, and it’s going to need a new dishwasher after Gene Cernan put all those moon rocks in it and turned it on. Good one, Gene.