San Antonio is located deep in the heart of Texas. Deep, deep in the heart of Texas. Like, way down in the left ventricle of Texas. Blood that’s been oxygenated by the lungs of Texas (Dallas/Fort Worth) passes directly through San Antonio and out to all corners of Texas.
Even as we speak, millions of gallons of blood are pouring through the streets of San Antonio. San Antonio’s historic River Walk? Nothing but blood. When they say, “Remember the Alamo,” that’s short for “Remember the Alamo is filled with blood, blood, blood.” Blood!
So if the sight of blood makes you squeamish, avoid San Antonio. Heck, avoid all of Texas. Not because of the blood; just on general principle.