Remember when we were told Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, so we had to invade them? And remember how America invaded the crap out of them them and, it turned out: no weapons of has destruction? And remember how Iraqi men were randomly taken prisoner and photographed standing naked while women smoked cigarettes and pointed in the general direction of their junk? And remember how thousands of people died, and billions of dollars in cash just, like, disappeared completely?
You remember all that? Good. Now: what the fuck was that all about? Because if it was all about the oil, it probably would have been cheaper to just sit down and fucking develop cars that run on urine or air or old Big Mac wrappers and used condoms or some crap. Jesus.